Dear glorious, Mr. President, Sir:
I am writing to you on two topics that I feel you need to address the nation on:
1) There are many racist people that refuse to acknowledge your wisdom and the wisdom of your Administration. These people try to spread lies saying that Universal Health Care, now that it has passed, will no longer be free to those of us who do not work. Their intention is to scare us into voting for the opositoin. Please clarify to the nation that those of us who choose not to work will not be removed from health care coverage with the introduction of Universal Health care (or "Obamacare" as conservatives refer to it)
2) We really need you to start distributing the wealth -- SOON! Each month, I receive a mere $2400 from the state and government to cover the needs of my family. Unfortunately, this is not enough. By the time I pay the bills for the satellite TV, wireless telephones, high speed internet, car payments, and some miscellaneous entertainment expenses, there is not enough to make ends meet! I am severely behind in my rent and cannot afford food for my family. Please begin collecting everyone's property and wealth so you can divide it equally and fairly, soon! We need more money to survive in this economy.
Thank YOU, President Elect.
Warmly, respectfully, and worshipfully,
(Voter and Supporter -- Yes WE CAN & YES WE DID!)
PS. Please intervene and investigate the neocon Wisconsin governor for cutting teacher wages! I read their average salary is only $80,000/year! Lady Gaga and Justin Beaver make more than that!